necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

joshpeck:

i’m so nice

joshpeck:

i’m so nice

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

nowaitstop:

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

earthdad:

getting someone to send you pictures of homework is way more satisfying than receiving a nude

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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sargasmic-humor:

me: Idk why I’m still single

my crush: yeah forreal like I’d totally date you

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la-sonambula:

Oh no Craig

la-sonambula:

Oh no Craig

how do you masturbate? what do you use?
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