no mom you don’t understand you’re cramping my swag no- moM IT ISN’T A PHASE I AM PUNK ROCK
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
Some LDR comics I am making.
Because it’s our one year…and I am the happiest I have ever been
As someone who is currently in a LDR and infact nearing the end of it being long distance (England to America), this comic hits me right to my heart.
I cant wait to read more of these and I love them so much. Seeing how other people did it and what they hold dear is so nice to see.
LDR can be one of the more taboo relationships as for some reason people dont think it exists or is possible so its so perfect seeing it work.
^ this. made. my day. <3
i’ve gotten a blow job while watching yu-gi-oh and i’m pretty sure many can’t say the same
Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is
That’s a coffee table