why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333
me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner
i’m so nice
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getting someone to send you pictures of homework is way more satisfying than receiving a nude
me: Idk why I’m still single
my crush: yeah forreal like I’d totally date you
Oh no Craig